If you want to hear Robin speak passionately for awhile, there are a few topics that are guaranteed to get her talking.
- Music with fiddles in it
- People who incorrectly use the word “upcyle”
While it may be true that I only recall having one or two conversations about number four, I do know she is my go-to person to complain about said topic with. That’s why this post will be formatted as though I’m addressing her.
Ahem. Robin. Hi.
Remember how at the beginning of the month I thought it was a good idea to review some green crafting books? Maybe even do a couple crafts? Well, big surprise I didn’t get to the doing part, but I don’t have to actually make anything to review a craft book. Anyway, I pulled all the eco-craft type books out of my library. One evening I went through them all and was mostly pretty “meh” about the whole lot of them. Until I came to one. God, I wish I could show you the pictures. I think the neighbors heard me yelling at this book.
Here’s the offender:
So, I looked up Danny Seo and apparently he’s a pretty successful guy in the crafting and home dec world. His Facebook page claims he’s a “green living expert”. So maybe I’m missing something. Feel free to argue, but I think you’ll agree with me. I kind of felt bad about panning this guy until I looked at the book again. Immediately the regret evaporated. I remember the rant you had about Michaels selling brand new mason jars to “upcycle” with. Pretty much every project in this book fills me with that kind of frustration.
Some of the projects are just not that great of ideas. The main contender for that category is the Painter’s-Tape Privacy Screen. Said screen actually upcycles old window or door frames, but then lines those with criss-crossed painter’s tape. First off, who wants a painter’s tape covered square in their home? It’s ugly. Second, none of that painter’s tape is being recycled. Now it’s no good for its intended purpose and knowing me, I’d have gotten wasted a roll and a half trying to keep it from sticking to myself. You know that. You’ve seen me in action. Finally, this project could have been slightly altered to actually upcycle. Why not use fabric strips? That’s just one thought. If I was writing a book that I hoped to publish I’d probably think a little harder, which he did not.
Other ideas are baffling. For the Electronic-Cord Organizer (all these hyphens are his), you take a couple wine corks, put a pipe clamp around them and literally stick a fork in them. You are then supposed to use this contraption to wind your electric cords around them, apparently while they are still plugged to the wall, in order to keep them out of the way. Would you do that? No, you wouldn’t.
But here’s my favorite one of all time…. You’re not going to believe this and just imagine me shaking the book in your face and yelling this whole next part. There is an actual project where you take plastic water bottles, fill them with concrete, then REMOVE the plastic bottle and recycle it. You do not paint these bottles. You are just stuck with ugly concrete two liters. You’re supposed to use them for door stops or some bs. Here’s the thing though, if you just recycled the plastic bottle you would have less waste. Now you have concrete blocks which I guess you could recycle if you knew where you could do that? UGH
Now if I were actually talking to you, you know at this point we’re going to be flipping out about these projects and thinking we could do so much better. I would have to put the book away so I wouldn’t keep pointing at new confusing ways to go green. Since you’re not here and I’m too worked up to come up with some solutions myself, I’d like to bring things back to the bright side of life by introducing you to a second book.
The book is eco craft by Susan Wasinger and I can already feel my blood pressure dropping as I leaf through it. Her projects are mostly classics, like using old sweaters to knit rugs or fusing plastic bags together to make lunch bags. Not too out there, but still useful, interesting and actually upcycled. Even though her creativity as far as techniques leaves something to be desired, her simple instructions and minimal use of new supplies makes this an excellent green crafting book.
Oh, I forgot she had this one… It’s a privacy screen, just like Seo’s except she uses those plastic six-pack can holders instead of painter’s tape. I’m still suspicious that it would look good in person, but yes, Susan, that is an actual upcycle.
I feel bad going on so much about the book I don’t like and so little about the one I do, but looking through eco craft makes me want to actually go make something. So I’m going to go do that. Or at least think about it.
It was nice talking to you. This Earth Day blogging thing is always more fun than I think it will be.